Chris DeCarlo - I
Candidate for Fauquier County Sheriff.
Election on November 3, 2015.
"The Sheriff to Fix America."

"Social turmoil occurs when too much money is in the hands of too few people."
Chris DeCarlo

Fauquier County, which ranked 8th in the country for wealth in 2011, is not supposed to be the living, distopian reality of "The Hunger Games," but as a microcosim it is. Here the major crime is how the ruling elite enslave the vast majority of the citizens to sustenance living in a life of endless commuting while they try to earn a decent wage, uphold family values, keep their families together and pursue the supposed American dream.  And it is a crime as to how much Fauquier County families have to pay in taxes relative to what they receive in services. 

I am campaigning to arrest Virgina's elected officials who are sanctioning the hunt when they engage in trading the power we provide them for political money or to repay political debts. They have placed us into a battle royal for the financial gain and amusement of the ruling elite.

Make voting history on election day by being one of the first Americans to answer three questions about your constitutional power and rights, your interpretation of bribery, treason, sedition and the powers of the Office of Sheriff with your one vote. Read the questions verbatim in the July 16, 2015, Campaign Announcement Speech and join the fight to fix America.

"Local sheriffs are the solution to corrupted governance because they have the Constitutional authority to arrest elected officials that trade access to the power of the people or the power itself for money. It's that simple." Chris DeCarlo

"Democracy Rides Again"
Rap Video from 2013 campaign for Fairfax County Sheriff

"Campaign finance laws are a charade to legitimize bribery because acceptance of contributions is a violation of many provisions in the Virginia Constitution and sheriffs are charged with the power of arrest to protect the citizens and their Constitution from such shenanigans." Chris DeCarlo

  • 10/23/15 Gawker: "Today Is the Day to Vote For Virginia's Rapping Sheriff."
  • 10/23/15 Albuquerque Weekly Alibi: "Chris DeCarlo: Sheriff for the new Confederacy, we guess?"
  • 10/15/15 Press Release: Virginia Sheriff Candidate Draws for a Shootout with Virginia and D.C. Establishments in Campaign Rap Video.
  • 10/15/15 Press Release: The War Between the States Flares Up Again in Fauquier County, Virginia. A Third Battle of Manassas?
  • 06/15/15 Fauquier Times: "Sheriff hopefull campaigns against crime, contributions, and 'traitors.'"
  • 7/20/15 The Daily Feed - Salt Lake City Weekly: Don't Just Throw the Bums Out, Lock'em Up.
  • 07/23/15 City Sound - North Bay, California: "This Campaign Rap is Everything Right with America."
  • 07/30/15 The Reporter Online - South Chicago, Illinois: "Here is the cowboy who is going to fix the USA."
  • July 16, 2015: Campaign Announcement Speech.
  • Pledge to the Citizens of Fauquier County.

  • Chris DeCarlo
    Campaign Announcement Speech
    Fauquier County Fair
    Warrenton, VA
    July 16, 2015

  • 11/01/13 "Meet Virginia's first rapping candidate for Sheriff."
  • 11/01/13 Politico Influence: "K STREET BEWARE" 9th on the page.
  • 10/29/13 Northern VA Magazine: Fairfax sheriff candidate drops a rhyme to get ‘Big Brother’.
  • 10/19/13 "Candidates for Fairfax County Sheriff speak at Annandale forum."
  • October 15, 2013 Press Release (very short): A New Sheriff for a Corrupted Town.
  • October 3, 2013 Press Release (long): New Legal Discovery - Citizens have the Constitutional means to untangle Federal government gridlock.
  • Flowchart: Political Party Sheriff = Big Brother's Protector
  • WANTED Poster - Crooked Politicians and Big Brother
  • MP3 Soundtrack Download "Democracy Rides Again"
  • Please call me at 703-973-8102 for more information or send me an email at

    VOTERS: Help "Rock the Capitol" back to its senses by voting for me because I won't accept any contributions and land your strongest punch dead center against political corruption.

    This is a continous campaign against the Invisible Enemy of political corruption because it has infiltrated our government and caused its dysfunction and our loss of trust. This is also a campaign to educate voters that the only way to combat this enemy is by voting for a candidate, such as myself, that will not accept any contributions ever. An election feat that if achieved, would seriously disrupt the status-quo.

    "Invisible Enemy" is a term I coined, but the concept is embodied in what is known as the "Iron Triangle." The Iron Triangle is described in Wikipedia and it has only recently begun to be taught in High School Government classes outside the text book. A High School Government teacher explained it to me two years ago the first time I was a Congressional candidate. Since then I have determined that it is probably the most powerful force in the world, suspiciously absent from Government text books and a term that is unfamiliar to most adults.
    Your advocate for better representation and better government.
    Cell Phone: 703-973-8102
    mail address: PO Box 639, Bealeton, Virginia 22712
    11271 Remington Road, Bealeton, Virginia 22712
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